I recently tweeted an idea to SNL & Lorne Michaels about having Bill O’reilly on the show to spoof the new politically correct James Bond Movie. They apparently reviewed my tweets and came up with this lame tribute to myself. With my educational photoshops I repeat certain phrases, like the one that Matthew opens with. I do this for several reasons, one it reifies in the consciousness of my audience that I am what I claim to be, a historian and a linguistic philosopher among other things. It gives them a reference to the field of authority on the topic about which I am about to speak so they might understand the kind of research I did and why it sounds strange to their ears. I brand my ideas because they are unique and original, I am not repeating somebody else’s ideas, which is why I name drop myself as the source. This is also a form of branding so the information can be traced back to myself. I don’t know how familiar SNL is with troll behavior but I studied trolls for 12 years, the best trolls, the ones that created trolling.
One of the more obnoxious traits of newb trolls is the fact that they will steal images or ideas and take credit for them. In my style I have attempted to make this more difficult to do. I have manipulated this instinct and capitalized on it. SNL can mock me all they want, I am not like the trolls. Trolls have a tendency to act like they are something that they aren’t, I accidentally troll people by being who and what I claim to be & having done the things I claim to have done.
Not only was this skit kind of lame the new cast of SNL sucks. There are only 4 or 5 people on the show that are worth watching. The Crazy emotional black lady, the chubby, happy, black guy, what’s her name, & drunken uncle. Not only is the cowardice of SNL depressing, mocking people without reason who they don’t understand & can’t evaluate but also their lack of moral courage. Presidents like Obama would have been mercilessly mocked back in the day but SNL has lost its Moral Courage if indeed it ever had any. Perhaps they have always been more interested in stealing demographics and not losing ground. I always used to respect SNL, dreamt about being part of the 5 timers club, (Chevy chase sucks & doesn’t deserve to be part of it). Steve Martin was always my favorite comedian yet even he is slipping from the high pedestal that I put him on. But if SNL wants to get a chance to know me, and wants to let me compete with them on level footing, very well I accept. What they will find as time goes on is that I become more relevant and everybody that has bet against me has lost. I mean, seriously, how much longer do you think it will be until the entire civilized world is crying “BAN SHARIA!” and people turn to the internet to search that term and look for ideas? Frankly, it’s only a matter of time. I branded, checked, & mated this topic several years back, so all of you arrogant assholes can think and say whatever you want about me. You can mock me and try to silence me, it doesn’t matter, your milksop millennial comedians can go eat a bowl of dicks. Merry Christmas dip5hits 3:})