So, after I got fired from Whole Foods Market because of my online advocacy to Ban Sharia Law in the United States that went viral my group was suspended by G+ for “hate speech”. I did accidentally get Jon Stewart fired when he tried to incorporate some of my arguments on The Daily Show and I was called out by Larry Wilmore who I happily got fired again. After that Stephen Colbert used my face in a photoshop that he did conflating my Comedy Brand, Adam Wolfe, with a time traveling NAZI. I was blocked by Leslie Jones on SNL when we used to sweetly tweet one another.
Alec Baldwin reported my twitter account after he made a joke that Donald Trump was a pedophile and I responded by pointing out that Alec used to shop at the Whole Foods (Woodland Hills) where I worked and flirted with every woman who was shorter than 5 feet tall and wouldn’t even make eye contact with males. He moved to New York to seek refuge between the non-existent Illuminati breasts of Tina Fey after his ex-wife (who is very short & pretty) Michelle Pfeiffer leaked his conversation with his daughter where he called her a (fat little piggy).
If you don’t respect the president you should at least respect the office. The Media in collusion with Hollywood was so ashamed of their success and racism that they apologized for the dick of the rest of the American people. Don’t apologize for my dick, apologize for your own dick.