Donald Trump never said that he grabbed women by the pussy if you actually listen to what he said. He didn’t say, “I grab women by their pussies.” or “I have grabbed women by their pussies.” or “I used to grab women by their pussies.”
The Donald is not a sexual kind of guy, just look at him, he is a Yooj Pussy. He always has been. A pussy can’t grab itself. Donald Trump has always been about being himself and hoping that some women would find that attractive. I know how he thinks because I am that same kind of guy. While pursuing my own interests I am looking for a woman who appreciates what I do and who wants to be part of my life and my family. I might experiment with other mating strategies, but, in the end, I am always more interested in my successes than in my failed experiments.
I would bet money that Donald Trump was just trying to look like something he wasn’t but something which he had observed and learned in order to impress people he didn’t really care about. For other purposes, which the average, stupid person could never understand…
True story, my former room-mate and one of the women who’s virginity I took, had sex with Stan Lee. Robert Deniro flirted with her on a regular basis. Robert Deniro only hangs out with black women because it makes him feel cool about himself. I suggested that Johnny Depp should be Doctor Strange before he turned into a drug addled fool. Johnny Depp also failed his audition.
So, after I got fired from Whole Foods Market because of my online advocacy to Ban Sharia Law in the United States that went viral my group was suspended by G+ for “hate speech”. I did accidentally get Jon Stewart fired when he tried to incorporate some of my arguments on The Daily Show and I was called out by Larry Wilmore who I happily got fired again. After that Stephen Colbert used my face in a photoshop that he did conflating my Comedy Brand, Adam Wolfe, with a time traveling NAZI. I was blocked by Leslie Jones on SNL when we used to sweetly tweet one another.
Alec Baldwin reported my twitter account after he made a joke that Donald Trump was a pedophile and I responded by pointing out that Alec used to shop at the Whole Foods (Woodland Hills) where I worked and flirted with every woman who was shorter than 5 feet tall and wouldn’t even make eye contact with males. He moved to New York to seek refuge between the non-existent Illuminati breasts of Tina Fey after his ex-wife (who is very short & pretty) Michelle Pfeiffer leaked his conversation with his daughter where he called her a (fat little piggy).
If you don’t respect the president you should at least respect the office. The Media in collusion with Hollywood was so ashamed of their success and racism that they apologized for the dick of the rest of the American people. Don’t apologize for my dick, apologize for your own dick.