So, after I got fired from Whole Foods Market because of my online advocacy to Ban Sharia Law in the United States that went viral my group was suspended by G+ for “hate speech”. I did accidentally get Jon Stewart fired when he tried to incorporate some of my arguments on The Daily Show and I was called out by Larry Wilmore who I happily got fired again. After that Stephen Colbert used my face in a photoshop that he did conflating my Comedy Brand, Adam Wolfe, with a time traveling NAZI. I was blocked by Leslie Jones on SNL when we used to sweetly tweet one another.
Alec Baldwin reported my twitter account after he made a joke that Donald Trump was a pedophile and I responded by pointing out that Alec used to shop at the Whole Foods (Woodland Hills) where I worked and flirted with every woman who was shorter than 5 feet tall and wouldn’t even make eye contact with males. He moved to New York to seek refuge between the non-existent Illuminati breasts of Tina Fey after his ex-wife (who is very short & pretty) Michelle Pfeiffer leaked his conversation with his daughter where he called her a (fat little piggy).
If you don’t respect the president you should at least respect the office. The Media in collusion with Hollywood was so ashamed of their success and racism that they apologized for the dick of the rest of the American people. Don’t apologize for my dick, apologize for your own dick.
Some of you know that my photoshops are often times prophetic or educational. Some of you know that Whole Foods Market fired me after 12 years because of my anti-Sharia law advocacy, which was waking people up to the realism of the danger of Islam and the un-American nature of Sharia Law. Not only did this company, this fine purveyor of Liberal Doucheyness, short-sighted arrogance, and the Elitism of Useful Idiots, invade my privacy with the very kind of search that the United States refused to use on Tashfeen Malik, they leaked their contempt for American values in doing so. How could I wake people up to the crisis we are experiencing right now when my spirit was constantly being crushed under a meritocracy of false pleasantness? And I was constantly being scrutinized under the fascist, tyranny of the normal? Where Botox rejects like Michelle Payne hang out with the rest of the corporate vultures and intellectual prostitutes?
But I digress, I want to drop some of my philosophical calculus on your ass. Whole Foods does sell Halal certified foods, so you know that to a certain extent they must be paying zakat which is divided into several portions part of which is used to fund the mujahidin (terrorists). But that isn’t what really concerns me right now. I was doing some research recently after I posted my blog Secret Society Wars VIII and I thought it was interesting how ISIS minted their own coin in order to avoid “the Satanic usury of the Jewish Zionist banks”. Later I was doing more research on Mohammed Yunus and World Bank and discovered there are sharia banking laws. Understanding intimately as I do the psychology not only of Muslims in general but Islam as a whole I put the super-sleuths at Fox News on the cent (intentional) 😉 They got back to me as they do and informed me that money can only be traced up to the point at which it enters Muslim banks and then they can’t follow it anymore. This is also part of the typical paranoia due to guilty knowledge of one’s own conspiratorial nature that characterizes Muslims. Psychopaths have to attack. Their success depends on attacking. A psychopath has to do their will psychopathically.
Now I have not found in my research any specific math that says what percentage of money must be spent on terrorism (radicalization in mosques) but I will bet that there is no specific number allocated to that purpose. Islam is not, as it claims, a religion of peace and Terrorists or Martyrs are not, as they claim, a fringe element, they are a core element. They are orthodox Muslims. This is written in the Quran, those who fight are given privileged status. That is why every time Faisal goes on a rampage in Jerusalem and kills a Chassidic baby the Palestinians issue a statement that he is a Muslim hero and he is in heaven. If you think the evil he does comes from a righteous indignation due to the “occupation of Israel” you are an idiot, and you are stealing oxygen and using up very valuable space on this planet. You are also hanging out with conspiracy theorist idiots who are being manipulated by Muslim plants that are manufacturing counter-intel for retarded schizophrenics like yourself with delusions of grandeur who blame your own failure at life on some global conspiracy instead of your very obvious lack of anything of value or useful in relationship. You are probably a closeted tyrant who waxes poetic on the virtue of Marxism or the philosophy of Anarchy and you either have a brony furry fetish or you parade around with a Scarlett Letter on your profile as you courageously troll Christians and Jews with one of your many anonymous troll sock accounts while living with your mother, at age 40.
But I digress for a second time. At this point I am predicting, nay, guaranteeing that the micro credit loans of World Bank which are being promoted by Whole Foods are funding terrorism and radicalization as we speak. Whether this is being done intentionally or unintentionally, (it’s being done intentionally because there is no way Mohammed doesn’t know what the banks are doing and what is going on in the Muslim world) that doesn’t change the fact that it is happening and it is contributing to a Global Caliphate and Islamization which is pursuing the genocide of Jews and Christians and eventually the conversion of every person on earth to Islam.